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Mass. mortuary hopes chili cook-off brings ‘life’
A Western Massachusetts funeral home is trying “bring life” to business with a chili cook-off, a murder-mystery show and free limo rides to couples on their 50th anniversaries.
HYANNIS, Mass.—A Massachusetts newlywed couple didn’t get to cuddle together during their first night as husband and wife. Instead, they spent the evening in separate jail cells after police said the bride tried to run over a former flame of the groom.
